See my name over to the left? See how its nice and bold? That means I have a responsibilty to keeping the material on this forum at a nice even keel. Asking people how to get your ILLEGAL car to pass inspection somewhat hinders that balance.
Now, I can't stop you from posting, but I guess you are going to have to continue to be pissed off because I'm not stopping myself
Oh, and to answer your questions....
A) I'm a technical manager
B) I'm engaged and getting married in May (honeymoon in Curacao

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C) My life is non of your business until you break a forum rule. Kinda like illegally tinting your windows. Minor infraction, yet still needs to be dealt with.