Originally Posted by StanzaMoManza

Haha, no problem. I didn't really expect that you would want to come all the way over here.

I checked the fusible links and found that one of them had blown. I replaced it, which made the lights and the gauges work again, but the engine still doesn't fire.

So I'm guessing it's either a relay or the ECU. I'm just praying to GOD that it's simply a relay, but I don't know how to check them either way, so it looks like the shop will have to take over from here. I'm assuming they'll have the neat little diagnostic tool that they can just plug into the harness somewhere.

Unless anyone has any more ideas.