Felonious Cat Stalker

A lot of so called "crazy ideas" have been getting bandied about around here lately, so i came up with one of my own and thought I'd share.

I've done the calculations for this, so the numbers all work out. I'm going to buy 23 of those tornado kits (19 regular style and 4 made for Ferraris) and hook them up in succession. Then I'm going to get a gas powered leaf blower and hook it on the front. The intake of the blower is going to have another hose, with 3 more tornadoes hooked up and a fish tank for the hose to go through filled with water to cool the air. If all goes as planed, the vortex created will actually cause a ripple in the space time continium, allowing me to travel from point to point instantaneously. My B12 Hatch will be able to run the 1/4 in 0.00 secs., which I believe would be a new record.

Any feedback you guys can provide will be a great help, but I'm really excited to try this out.

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