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To quote the illustrious social commentator Al Bundy,"Am I the only one here who hates the French?" Well, of course you aren't! The French are the cause of most of the military conflicts the US got involved in in the 20th Century. WWI? France couldn't get the Germans out of France and needed the US to help. WWII? well... Maginot was an idiot and failed to think of the possibility that the Germans would go around his line. Because of this they got overrun very quickly and were it not for a German blunder, they would not have had the chance to evacuate their troops to England to await American help. How 'bout French Indochina? Well, the bree eating French couldn't do much good there either, so the US had to go in and try to fix things in Vietnam. Unfortunately, we got politicians who were a little too like the French and couldn't fight a war, so we lost. Need I also remind everyone that we cleaned up French inadequacy in ditch digging to build the Panama Canal? But, alas, the French do have good points. If being stuck up arrogant assholes who don't know their place in the world is a good point. And without the French, the world would forget what unbathed, stinking ,unshaven white people looked and smelled like. No doubt that France at one time had actual value on the world stage. That time passed 150 years ago and they have ever since been an irrelevant thorn in the side of countries that actually matter and are capable of making a difference for the good. I mean, without France, where would 3rd world oppressive dictatorships buy things like nuclear reactors or weapons? Need a fighter jet and don't really care about actually buying a good one? Buy a Mirage then! Need a outdated missile? Well the French have you covered there too and will sell you all of the Exocet's you can buy! As far as cuisine is concerned, French food is overly rich and not very healthy. France hasn't produced a good artist since Claudet Monet either. In short, France is a worthless turd of a country and deserves to be nuked out of existence by arab terrorists.
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