Hey, sorry this is probably one of those things that I only find funny but I was thinking about it in History today and it brought a smile to my face....
Well when I was in boot camp, whenever someone would 'bust ass' (ie fart), the drill instructor would get this ugly ass face and start sniffing... upon confirming the flatulence he'd start yelling and tell us: "Prepare to filter my air!" Then "INHALE! EXHALE! INHALE!!! HOLD IT!!! INHALE MOOOOORREE! EXHALE!!!!" And there's always the idiot that had the smile on his face and we'd get thrashed... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA.....
