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I love being a vengeful dick, so here are some ideas on the spot. some of them might not be possible if you don't want to risk eviction, which would be your only worry:
1. turn on some insane clown posse music (or something else that is completely ridiculous - celine dion, weird al, slipknot) anything really stupid. turn it on as loud as it goes, same song on repeat, and go stay at your buddy's house for a few days.
2. phone them every single night at 4am, and talk about how sexy the fat guy's goatee is, or any other noticable physical attribute you can find to be a dick about. remember to *67, or whatever it is where you live, to make sure they can't trace your #. if they dont answer, leave long messages.
3. put a huge gob of contact cement on their doorknob.
4. shine a great big spotlight into their apartment in the middle of the night.
5. tap your roof with a hammer while they're sleeping.
6. send them fake invoices about ridiculous things that they haven't bought. make sure you send a lot at a time. (ex. gay porn, organic food, really strange charities, etc).
7. get a bunch of friends together and confront them.
i know a lot of these are childish, but they should send the message. I don't recommend slashing their tires because they haven't damaged any of your stuff, and everything you do to them, you WANT them to know it was you, so you send the message. And they can't know that you slashed their tires, or you'll get in shit. If you feel bad about doing any of these things, then that's all the more reason to do it. remember, your burners are shaking. Good luck. I hate dickheads.
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