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don't even joke like that my02altima. and the thoughts about cheating are the ones that make me feel like shit. the problem with your whole theory is that i actually love her and she actually loves me so that makes actually fucking another girl hard even though i have thought about it a couple of times. and all the rules they have (oh i damn sure read the rulebook for that thing before she left) she wouldn't have the time/ability to cheat on me. even do i do kind of wish she would fight that girl jessica she doesn't like so she could get sent home but they are actually trying to be nice to each other while they are there so thats a long shot now. luckily one of my friends is going through this exact same situation (minus the not even getting a chance to hit yet) and speaking of hitting something damn i can't wait till the 4th. boy if i ain't going to blast my bottle rocket until theres not a grain of gunpowder left in it. and as far as 9 inch of ding dong is concerned she already told me she's not even sure she can handle me and would probally end up walking funny when i'm finished and considering this box of Magnums that i got which i am considering upgrading to the XL model i kind of believe her
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They should have never gave y'all niggaz money!!
(note: this is from the dave chappelle show ie rick james vs. charly murphy sketch so dont ban me for racist comments and i'm black anyway)
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