Felonious Cat Stalker

OK, here goes. Stop reading now if you're a whiner who has a 5 second attention span:

Moses, Jesus Christ and an old guy were out playing golf.

On the 5th hole, a dogleg with a lake along one side, Moses steps up to the tee. He slices the ball a bit and it rolls into the edge of the lake. No problem, he simply takes his staff out of his golf bag, (next to the putter and nine iron of course) raises it high above his head parting the water. Pulls out his 7 iron and hits it toward the green.

Next up is Jesus Christ. He slices too, this time the ball going right into the water just offshore. No problem here though either. He grabs his 9 iron, walks out on the water, and chips it onto the green.

Last is the old guy. He gets up and makes a HUGE slice, the ball heading way out into the middle of the small lake. But just before it hits the water, a fish jumps out and swallows the ball! Before the fish goes back under though, an eagle swoops down out of nowhere, snatching the bird out of mid air. Then the eagle flies over the green, shakes the fish and the ball falls out of its mouth, lands on the green and rolls into the hole.

Jesus Christ turns around and says "C'mon dad, quit fucking around and play golf."

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