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Old May 31st, 2003, 05:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
Nssnman
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Joke off...

Q: Why do gays like ribbed condoms?

A: Better traction in the mud.


Q: How do you know when it's time to do the dishes and clean the house?

A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.


Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A: A guy will actually search for the golf ball.


Q: What's the first thing a women does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?

A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.


Q: What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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